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This is a song about Tony and Goldie Parissi.


Goldie died in the grip of a hospital high
by the merciful drip of a bag at her bedside
but we survived her
liquidated all her assets
before the bank could even file the paperwork
Tony fell down a flight of marble steps
to the basement where we used to crush tin cans
free labor for some change from the recycling plant
and his hair stayed dark
and he didn't have to die it
and his eyes stayed open
but his past was awful violent
Snuck whiskey in the garage
but he never stunk of it
and he made a vengeful litter
but he was nearly superhuman
Twice removed you can't see
the shine was made by spit
and once in a blue moon
your darling might get violent
twice removed you can't see
shit on a bed sheet
but you can wince and wink
like a caring spirit




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